Alice And Wonderland Book Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Samuel Beckett, Watts Humphrey, Henry A. Kissinger, Yogi Berra, Jim Jarmusch and many others.

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.
I can’t go back to yesterday – because I was a different person then.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
If you don’t know where you are currently standing, you’re dead.
If you don t know where you are, a map won’t help.
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?
It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.