Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes by Lewis Carroll and many others.
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
‘Have some wine,’ the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. ‘I don’t see any wine,’ she remarked. ‘There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
And how do you know that you’re mad?
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?” Alice: “Yes…” The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? – Mad Hatter I haven’t the slightest idea. – Alice
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