Alice In Wonderland Tea Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Watts Humphrey, Jim Jarmusch, Yogi Berra, Samuel Beckett, Anne Hathaway and many others.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’ I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
‘What is the use of a book’, thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.
One can’t believe impossible things.
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.” “I don’t much care where –” “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
If you don t know where you are, a map won’t help.
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
