Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes by Bill Watterson and many others.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I’ll have a witty and blistering retort! You’ll be devastated THEN
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.
As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.