Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Things must be felt with the heart.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along!