Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes by A. A. Milne, Mickey Rooney, Andre Gide, Thomas Szasz, Maya Angelou, Helen Keller and many others.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hun

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.
Andre Gide
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
Thomas Szasz
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou
Things must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
e. e. cummings
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert A. Heinlein
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along!
Joyce Brothers