Do You Want Me Quotes by John Green, Dashiell Hammett, Rick Warren, Edward Albee, Isidor Isaac Rabi, Kanye West and many others.

From the front Rdar announces, “Don’t you go talking bad about GoFast bars. Do you want me to stop this car?” “Whenever I eat a GoFast bar,” Ben says, “I’m always like, ‘So this is what blood tastes like to mosquitoes.
Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation ready. Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
If you are facing trouble right now, don’t ask, “Why me?” Instead ask, “What do you want me to learn?” Then trust God and keep on doing what’s right.
I said I was impressed, Martha. I’m beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?
We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids ?
I remember when both Gnarls Barkley and Justin [Timberlake] lost for Album of the Year [at the Grammys], and I looked at Justin, and I was like: ‘Do you want me to go onstage for you? You know, do you want me to fight?
I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do you want me to take you?” She drops her head back against my chest. “You can just keep carrying me. It’s very relaxing.
For the rest of my life?” His voice softens. “Do you want that, Ella May? Do you want me eternally, infinitely, forever, till death do us part?
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.
Do you want me to answer that?
Nobody wants to pay higher taxes. But do you want your kids to get a good education? You have to pay for that. Do you want Medicare for senior citizens? I do. We have to pay for it.
Question for God every morning: What is the main event today? What do you want me to focus on today?
And, look, I’m sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?
In life, if you don’t risk anything, you risk everything.
Do you want me crucified for my profanity?
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.
I have only one eye. Do you want me to look at the road or the at the speedometer.