Dont Drink And Drive Quotes

Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by Jeff Healey, Dean Martin, Tracey Gold, George Carlin, Woody Allen, Clement Freud and many others.

Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink

Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
Jeff Healey
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Dean Martin
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
Tracey Gold
The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
George Carlin
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Woody Allen
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Jack Lemmon
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Astor
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley