Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by Jeff Healey, Dean Martin, Tracey Gold, George Carlin, Woody Allen, Clement Freud and many others.
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
