Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes

Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes by Marcus Tullius Cicero, Anouk Aimee, Oscar Wilde, Aldous Huxley, Germaine Greer, Gracie Allen and many others.

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Anouk Aimee
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
Aldous Huxley
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Germaine Greer
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
Francis Spellman
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Jean Renoir
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
Samuel Beckett
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary… to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Herbert V. Prochnow