Funny 4th Of July Quotes

Funny 4th Of July Quotes by Dan Rather, Elbert Hubbard, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Dave Grohl, Woodrow Wilson, Abraham Lincoln and many others.

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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Dan Rather
Freedom cannot be bestowed – it must be achieved.
Elbert Hubbard
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America – land of the free, home of the brave.
Dave Grohl
I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
Woodrow Wilson
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln
We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.
William Faulkner
The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic – have always blown on free men.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let freedom never perish in your hands.
Joseph Addison
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
George Bernard Shaw
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
In America you can say anything you want – as long as it doesn’t have any effect.
Paul Goodman
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
J. Horace McFarland
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
John F. Kennedy
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith