Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by Joan Crawford, Groucho Marx, Che Guevara, Dominique Bouhours, Mother Teresa, Elizabeth I and many others.
Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!
Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
All my possessions for a moment of time.
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast – let her rip!
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
All right, then, I’ll say it: Dante makes me sick.
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
I am not the least afraid to die
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
