Funny Famous Last Words Quotes

Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by Joan Crawford, Groucho Marx, Che Guevara, Dominique Bouhours, Mother Teresa, Elizabeth I and many others.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!
Joan Crawford
Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!
Groucho Marx
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Che Guevara
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
Dominique Bouhours
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
Mother Teresa
All my possessions for a moment of time.
Elizabeth I
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa
I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Thomas J. Grasso
I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast – let her rip!
Tom Ketchum
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
William Saroyan
All right, then, I’ll say it: Dante makes me sick.
Lope de Vega
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.
George Sanders
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Humphrey Bogart
I am not the least afraid to die
Charles Darwin
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.
Jean Cocteau
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
Errol Flynn