Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, John Walter Bratton, Lord Chesterfield, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Hicks, Timothy J. Russert and many others.
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!
Came from God; I call him Dad!
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.”
