Funny Happy New Year Quotes

Funny Happy New Year Quotes by Oscar Wilde, Eric Zorn, Charles Lamb, W. H. Auden, Edgar Guest, Gilbert K. Chesterton and many others.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a b

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Eric Zorn
Of all sound of all bells… most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.
Charles Lamb
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
W. H. Auden
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
Edgar Guest
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
Aleister Crowley
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark Twain
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
George William Curtis
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
William Arthur Ward
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
Cyril Cusack
A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
Phil McGraw
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman
And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been
Rainer Maria Rilke