Funny New Years Resolution Quotes by John Selden, Goran Persson, Abraham Lincoln, Jay Leno, Eric Zorn, Ellen Goodman and many others.
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.
Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice.
I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.
