Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by John Glenn, Dana Rosemary Scallon, Phyllis Diller, Malcolm Cowley, Mark Twain, Stanislaw Jerzy Lec and many others.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Only a few things are really important.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.
Its better to wear out than to rust out.
