Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes

Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by John Glenn, Dana Rosemary Scallon, Phyllis Diller, Malcolm Cowley, Mark Twain, Stanislaw Jerzy Lec and many others.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
Dana Rosemary Scallon
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
Mark Twain
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Only a few things are really important.
Marie Dressler
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Dorothy Parker
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
Marie Dressler
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.
Madeleine L’Engle
Its better to wear out than to rust out.
Richard Cumberland