Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes by William J. Bernstein, Joyce Brothers, Armistead Maupin, Michael Douglas, Pearl Bailey, Eva Gabor and many others.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you’re sorry.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along!
Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
You’re not a coward just because you don’t want to hurt people.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
I’m single because I was born that way.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
