Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes by William J. Bernstein, Joyce Brothers, Armistead Maupin, Michael Douglas, Pearl Bailey, Eva Gabor and many others.

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William J. Bernstein
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along!
Joyce Brothers
Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Armistead Maupin
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Michael Douglas
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Jay Leno
You’re not a coward just because you don’t want to hurt people.
Veronica Roth
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
L. Frank Baum
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
Lewis Black
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
Estelle Getty
I’m single because I was born that way.
Mae West
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein