Good News And Bad News Quotes by Ted Nelson, Ron Fournier, Joel Osteen, Anthony de Mello, David Letterman, Bob Hope and many others.
The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional.
I guess no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape your past.
What can I do to see Reality as it is?” The master smiled and said, “I have good news and bad news for you, my friend.” “What’s the bad news?” “There’s nothing you can do to see it is a gift.” “And what’s the good news?” “There’s nothing you can do to see it is a gift.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That’s bad news – they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.
Quentin Tarantino assistant called me and said: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is you got the part, the bad news is you have to do it.” I was like: “Oh Jesus, when am I supposed to do this?” I was prepping Hostel.
There’s good news and bad news about 2 Fast 2 Furious, the moronic follow-up to The Fast and the Furious and a contender for the worst movie of 2003. The good news is that it’s better, albeit marginally, than Freddy Got Fingered. The bad news is that it’s 15 minutes longer.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.