Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes by Vladimir Nabokov, Rosemonde Gerard, Judy Garland, Thomas Hood, Voltaire, Groucho Marx and many others.

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
Vladimir Nabokov
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Rosemonde Gerard
‘Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
Judy Garland
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Armistead Maupin
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Judy Garland
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Courteney Cox
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
Sean Connery
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
Jon Stewart
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.