Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

‘Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.