Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons–make daiquiris.