Never Trust A Man Quotes

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a man in red trousers

Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out; you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

I never trust a man that doesn’t drink.

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible.

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn’t sweat.

never trust a man who won’t accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will “throw you over.”

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.

And I also trust that there’s more than one way to do something.

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

There is more than one way to burn a book.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.