Peanut Butter And Jelly Quotes

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I don’t understand this phrase ‘I’ve paid my dues.’ We didn’t have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don’t regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

When I’m in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question– ‘Is this all?

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.