Really Funny Best Friend Quotes

Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Henry David Thoreau, Groucho Marx, Toni Morrison, John Lennon, Albert Camus, Charles Caleb Colton and many others.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
Henry David Thoreau
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx
The pieces I am, she gather them and gave them back to me in all the right order.
Toni Morrison
I get by with a little help from my friends.
John Lennon
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Charles Caleb Colton
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Donna Roberts
I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Eleanor Roosevelt