Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes

Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes by Tom Robbins, Berkeley Breathed, Paul Gilding, Mahatma Gandhi, Charles M. Schulz, Madonna Ciccone and many others.

Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.

Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.
Tom Robbins
Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
Tom Robbins
there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.
Tom Robbins
Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
Tom Robbins
Any half-awake materialist well knows – that which you hold holds you.
Tom Robbins
Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.
Tom Robbins
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
Berkeley Breathed
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate
Tom Robbins
Intimacy is the principal source of the sugars which this life is sweetened!
Tom Robbins
Some folks hide and some folks seek, and seeking when its mindless, neurotic, desperate, or pusillanimous, can be a form of hiding.
Tom Robbins
People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve. (Bernard Mickey Wrangle, p 99)
Tom Robbins
When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.
Tom Robbins
Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
Tom Robbins
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.
Tom Robbins
If you want to change the world, change it through the market
Paul Gilding
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.
Tom Robbins
There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.
Tom Robbins