Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes by Tom Robbins, Berkeley Breathed, Paul Gilding, Mahatma Gandhi, Charles M. Schulz, Madonna Ciccone and many others.

Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.
Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.
Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
Any half-awake materialist well knows – that which you hold holds you.
Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate
Intimacy is the principal source of the sugars which this life is sweetened!
Some folks hide and some folks seek, and seeking when its mindless, neurotic, desperate, or pusillanimous, can be a form of hiding.
People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve. (Bernard Mickey Wrangle, p 99)
When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.
Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.
If you want to change the world, change it through the market
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.
There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.