Will Rogers Quotes.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.