Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes.

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Will Rogers
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Will Rogers
Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
Will Rogers
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Will Rogers
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Will Rogers
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.
Will Rogers
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Will Rogers
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Will Rogers
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
Will Rogers
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
Will Rogers