You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy and many others.
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if your ‘huntin dog’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
